Supernatural Lover

lizisnotinteresting:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN
SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS
SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!
SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

That’s actually why straight teenage boys use 14 cans of axe body spray a day, because they fear if they cleaned themselves they would become enraged with a thirst for huge man dongs.

lizisnotinteresting:

morgran:

stayuglystayangry:

onebay1:

SMELL LIKE A MAN

SPORT SCENT SO EVEN WHEN YOUR CLOTHES ARE CLEANED AFTER SPORTS YOU STILL SMELL LIKE SPORTS

SMELLING LIKE SPORTS MEANS YOU ARE A MAN BECAUSE ALL MEN PLAY SPORTS AND IF YOU DO NOT ALWAYS HAVE SPORTS SMELL YOU NEED TO MAN UP!

SMELL LIKE YOU CAN MAN AND ALSO LIKE YOU CAN SPORTS

THE FRAGILITY

what i want to know is if, previous to this invention, straight men were afraid to wash their clothes or be clean

That’s actually why straight teenage boys use 14 cans of axe body spray a day, because they fear if they cleaned themselves they would become enraged with a thirst for huge man dongs.

(via heaven-and-hale)

befriendment:

boys= nasty and dress bad

me= somehow still likes boys and is disappointed in myself and thinks i should do better

(via thesweetpianowritingdownmylife)

astro-pop:

ryder-babe:

omg how cute are you really

astro-pop:

ryder-babe:

omg how cute are you really

(via vulcanovak)

mymodernmet:

Photographer and artist John Poppleton specializes in creating fantastical works of art painted directly on the human body. His Black Light Bodyscapes consist of gorgeous nature scenes painted with fluorescent pigments on the backs of female models, who are then photographed under black light to produce these extraordinary images.

(via sherlockedcumberbabe)

ryancrobert:

you can just tell that Nicki Minaj is the kind of person that when you’re telling a story and everyone else in the group is talking over you, she’s making direct eye contact with you and paying extra attention so that you don’t get discouraged and stop mid-story

(via thisbitchassness)

glmrk-lls:

when I see lbs I don’t say pounds in my head I say libs

(via thisbitchassness)

uwaaaah:

#this comic went places

(Source: sodaking, via summertimecravings)